Maxine's Kitchen Wisdom
.The only thing I stir up in the kitchen is trouble.
I hate housework! You make the beds, do the dishes, and six months later you have to do it all over again!
If you can't stand the heat, go in my kitchen. It's a pretty safe bet I won't be cooking.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction - I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not gonna happen!"
Recipes are like a dating service. They never end up looking like the picture.
There should be support groups for women who can't put their dishes in the dishwasher dirty.
I love a good meal, so I don't cook!!
A household hint: Stop dusting, and you can use your coffee table as a message board.
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning, just not as it applies to me.
If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it.
I find it helps to organize chores into categories: Things I won't do now; things I won't do later; things I'll never do.
The only thing domestic about me is that I live indoors.
April 21, 2021
3 years ago
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